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      whisper secrets, speak in a hushed voice. nineteen, norwich.

So I got an idea

lustfuldemoness:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

Yes let me just go outside and talk to my rhinoceros neighbour, who resides in the town in which I am mayor, and then see what the alpaca merchants have for sale.

I’ll head into town hall afterward and talk to my anthropomorphic dog wife. 

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— 9 minutes ago with 91516 notes
elifdomanic:

Angelica Harness with Doré Belt #fw14

elifdomanic:

Angelica Harness with Doré Belt #fw14

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— 18 minutes ago with 151 notes

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

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— 1 hour ago with 620434 notes
14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo dicaprio →

veekisses:

dimmitutto:

sweetmoonbeam17:

1. He dances like this at parties

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2. He can do this with his face

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3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass

4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot

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5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general

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classy as fuck

6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF, and encourages his fans to petition and donate with him. Leo helps save tigers and elephants and whales and more. He donated a fucking million dollars to Haiti. He had a giant birthday party, but all the guests had to donate money for wildlife efforts. When he won his ONLY Golden Globe for The Aviator, in his speech he urged the audience to contribute to the earthquake relief at that time. He is currently taking a break with acting to rest and to focus more on this stuff. He is a fucking green superhero

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that is a candid photo bitch

7. He has been besties with Kate Winslet since Titanic, he even made a ring for her, and he spoils her kids. Kate’s ex husbands are all scared of Leo because Kate loves him so much and he could probably beat them up if they ever hurt her and they should get married but that’s a whole other damn story just look at them

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ps kate says of all her sex scenes she does in films (like a lot) she liked working with him the best. damn girl just friends?

8. He has also been besties with Tobey Maguire since they were little kids and they are such dorks

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9. This picture

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wtf.

are you not in love yet

10. He grew up in a shitty ghetto area of LA surrounded by crime and drugs, so he vowed never to get involved with that stuff. Have you seen a mug shot of him? Noooo

11. Lol when his hair gets too long he wears a fucking headband

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12. He’s ironing on a fucking roof

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13. The fact that he always fucking walks like this

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he just loves to walk okay

14. He is just a classy, suave motherfucker

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15. Also as serious as he seems most of the time, he used to do photo-shoots like this:

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this post literally just cancelled all the unexplained negative feelings i had for leonardo dicaprio

people HATE leo dicaprio??? who actually hates him and why?? ?

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— 1 hour ago with 159768 notes

prollyright:

napping together is my kind of date

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— 1 hour ago with 140700 notes

delongepenis:

hoppusfarm:

➾    "We worked on this song for about 6 months and it kept just getting better and better, and stranger and stranger. This song is one that could only be fully realized when listened to with headphones.As the song ends, two drum sets play off of each other and take you to a different place, as does each of the verses that were recorded separately form each other. One of which was a 1960s effect by singing through a rotating speaker. It sounds like I’m underwater but it’s fucking cool." Mark Hoppus
➾     "It is really complex to describe this song because it starts with loopings and all sorts of electronic ambiances. The first and a half minute, there’s nothing but piano with my voice over. And then the song goes in the total opposite way and explodes with 11 different sorts of guitars, big crazy breaks. There are feedbacks, just like Radiohead’s and then follows two drums which play different rhythms for 3 or 4 minutes.There is no better way to appreciate it than to sit back and take your time in order to understand all these little things we’ve done for your ears.” Tom Delonge

totally but Mark didn’t sing for this song so that isn’t his quote

— 1 hour ago with 898 notes